Does your support inbox feel like a Karen convention? Using proactive peace protocols, I'll help you turn frowns upside down and wallets inside out.
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Proactive empathy keeps your reputation shiny.
Laughter is the best customer service policy.
Personalized peace offerings that even Karens can’t resist.
Cultivate an invincible army of loyal, laughing customers, impervious to the cries for management.
Save your sanity and your bottom line by defusing ticking time bombs with a smile.
I ensure every resolution is solid, and your brand remains untouchable.
Automated systems and I work in tandem, ensuring no Karen, or dollar, is left behind.
Shopify is the best e-commerce platform out there, hands down. This is where you'll see your metrics improve.
Gorgias connects directly with Shopify and every customer service channel imaginable.
FYI – I only work with these platforms. If you're not on Gorgias, I'll implement it for you for a small fee. Reason being I need precision targeting in handling queries, because speed without accuracy is just chaos.
Imagine solving issues before they escalate; that's our promise with lightning-fast responses.
Time is of the essence. In the digital age, a Karen’s complaint can go viral faster than light. That’s why I'm equipped with the latest in complaint resolution technology to ensure peace is restored at warp speed.
Read the irresistible tales from businesses marveling at their newfound peace and profitability.
We had a bunch of stock issues starting out, and Kelly was there to calm nerves and turn pessimism into optimism. Once our stock landed in our warehouse, the launch was a huge success and customers reach out to her with pics and updates. Never seen anything like it!
All you need to do is decide where you're gonna stack all those new dollar bills I'll bring you.
My base package. A ticket is considered closed once the customer's query is resolved.
If you exceed the quota, I'll tally up the extras and bill accordingly at the end of the month.
Could be less, but not much less. It depends on the complexity of your business.
I work with all types of Karens, even young ones too. In fact, it's my experience with educating children that steered my career into caring for entitled customers... they're pretty much the same!
Our base package includes up to 1000 tickets. For every 100 additional tickets beyond the 1000, you will be billed an extra $250.
You can pay via credit card, wire transfer, Zelle, or just about any other payment platform accepted in the US!
I do not. I believe results are the only way to keep customers happy. You pay monthly, and if you don't get the results you want, you're free to cancel right after.
Absolutely!
Yes I can. This fee is variable and depends on the complexity of your operation.
By all means, yes. No exceptions.
I'll be marking tickets that were turned into revenue drivers. You'll be able to see reporting on your Gorgias dashboard!
I can't help you fix that, and it'll make my life a living hell. Nonetheless, I can refer you to someone that could help and perhaps we could work together after everything is tidy.
I can't help you there.
We can get started in as soon as 3 days after the initial kick-off call.
Fill out the form so I can take a quick look at your brand. I'll get back in touch within 24 hours with recommended next steps! From there on, all you need to do is decide where you're gonna stack all that new revenue I'll bring you.
